December 10, 2012

Glenn Beck's Twelve Days of (A Survivalist's) Christmas.

Seven cords of firewood!


On the 12th day of Christmas, my true love sent to me...

1.  One box of ammo,
2.  Two pounds of gold,
3.  Three acres of Texas farmland,
4.  Four packets of heirloom vegetable seed,
5.  Five golden shotguns,
6.  Six cases of cigarettes,
7.  Seven cords of firewood,
8.  Eight cases of toilet paper,
9.  Nine gross of coffee,
10.  Ten dozen candles,
11.  Eleven jars of Tang,
12.  Twelve bottles of aspirin.

What would you add?

(Just havin' fun, my friends.)

Merry Christmas!

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47 comments:

  1. I love tang : )
    Do they still make that?

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  2. I love this. Great image also.
    Love that blue.
    and
    I too have a lot of wood. Stove goes night and day.

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  3. There are definitely a few on here that I wouldn't want to be without!

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  4. A guide for the preppers out there. Sometimes, when I watch the news, I think I should become one too! :)

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  5. 12 cases of peanut butter ... Hotrod loves it ... Me too

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  6. Jar of Marmite, lovely Log fire mmm

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  7. beautiful photo...i would need to add internet to that list ;)

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  8. Is it true that Tang is good to clean toilets???? LOL!!!...:)JP

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  9. 11 jars of tang!! Oh my word!! That is one way to have the energy to survive the season!!

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  10. I have no idea what to add, but I sure like the photo today. The colors really catch my eye.

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  11. I think I'd rather 2 chickens than the gold.
    Having been in the military, I understand the reason for wanting cigarettes.

    Have a great week!

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  12. A case of serious paranoia pills for Beck...:)

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  13. agree with deb - would have to have peanut butter. and maybe beef jerky. :)

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  14. Haha - I never believed in any of those until lately! sandie

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  15. 12 bottles of aspirin? yikes! lol =)

    i'm not familiar w/ a cord of firewood, but i know what a rank of wood is... a lot
    beautiful capture

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  16. How about a case of wine. haha
    I love the red birdhouse on the fence post.

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  17. 12 bottles of bourbon. Essential sometimes.

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  18. Hahaha...love the comments! I'll give a nod to the peanut butter addition as well as silver. And how about we do away with the Tang and add powdered milk. And chocolate...can't live without chocolate. I could go on forever. Is a prepper's job ever done?

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  19. Haha I love it! Sounds like the perfect Christmas to me :) I'd have to add in a couple of chickens to that!

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  20. I'm gonna have to have some French Vanilla creamer to go with all that coffee and might need to add a little more to that toilet paper - unless, of course, that is just for me and I don't have to share - then I'm good!

    Enjoy Nancy!

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  21. Lovely image. Ill have all thats on you list. I'll fly out next week to pick them up !!!!
    Have a great day
    Shaun

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  22. Think I'd want some matches for the cigarettes & firewood and a crate of books. Oh, yah - a lamp w/oil.

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  23. Haha! I love it! It's a perfect list, and your wintery picture is great!

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  24. Love your little red birdhouse!!
    I agree, we would need some chickens and let's swap out the Tang for 11 cases of wine! ;)

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  25. 13 bales of barbed wire...for some reason I just think that goes with this list. And does that come in bales or yards...oh well! Love that photo!

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  26. Tang! Gosh, that is just what I have been missing! lol

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  27. 12 cases of vodka.
    1-9 mil
    5 boxes of ammo for 9 mil
    2-12's
    6 boxes of ammo for each 12
    3 gates for entry way
    better doors
    4 locks on better doors
    cloaking device to thwart google

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  28. Peanut butter and wine! Love the photo!

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  29. I'd add some Nyquil, seeing as how I've caught the twins' cold and slept just 2 hours last night.

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  30. Love the pile of logs we too have a wood stove but no snow just frost and a north wind. Like your twelve days list it covers everything I am still thinking of what I would add.

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  31. Fabulous capture!! Fun post, love the list!
    Have a wonderful day Nancy :)

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  32. Its like you read my mind! You appear to know a lot about this, like you wrote the book in it or something.
    I think that you could do with some pics to drive the message home a bit, but instead of that, this is great blog.
    An excellent read. I’ll certainly be back.
    Heirloom seeds

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  33. I don't see wine or water or chocolate on there!!

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  34. Hi, Nancy

    This is to funny! I just wanted to let you know you are one of the winner of my giveaway! Congrats! Can you email me your address so I can mail those coasters to you this week. My email is -

    vanessa@homesweetbutterfly.com

    Thanks again for your support and for stopping by my blog. Have a great week.

    Vanessa

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  35. I'm just thinking thats not enough coffee.. :). You have me smiling..

    Hugs~

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  36. Hmm, maybe a gross of Tootsie Roll Pops (Cherry, Raspberry and Grape)...

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  37. This just cracked me up and made me laugh..great post. Tang...haven't heard of this for years. Didn't the astronaunts make this famous?
    Laurie

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  38. Twelve pieces of homemade fudge! With nuts of course.

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  39. Tee Hee :)

    13 sacks of wheat berries
    14 issues of Grit
    15 pounds of lard
    16 cords of firewood...
    and the list could go on :)

    I've got my new blog set up...would love to have you visit me at:
    http://www.theselfsufficienthomeacre.com/

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  40. hmm, you have cigarettes and candles & firewood, but nothing to light them with...so a bakers dozen box of matches.

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  41. well, i'd add to your quirky list...chocolate, burgers, and wine!

    xx

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  42. I'd reverse 1 and 12; then the list would be perfect.

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